Non Sequitur

I just have to interject a brief entry about my FJ speech class. They are too funny. Tonight they had to do a few mini speeches: ad comparisons, commercials, and demos. I have a bunch of lushes and perverts in this group. Oh, wait, I think that happens in most of my classes. Lol Actually, mostly for the FJ groups. Must be the military influence. ;o)

Anyway, one person decided to demo how to pour a Guinness. Another went through the process of making moonshine. For a change, one of the army guys demo’d how to set up an IV in a person’s arm. No one was willing to volunteer so he did it on himself! Yuck. Actually, he had someone “help” who supposedly had a clue but it didn’t go as well as if he had done it to himself. But he just went on and explained why the vein collapsed and he ended up bleeding. Double yuck. I’m surrounded by masochists. One poor girl couldn’t watch at all because she has a fear of needles. Hell, I was happy to have grading points to add up so I didn’t have to watch either. I'll save that reason for another time. Then one of the girls roped one of the guys into doing a commercial with her for Eharmony. That was cute cause of getting him to blush. Then another army guy got them both up so that he could do his commercial. He didn't tell them what it was, just that they were to act like a lovey dovey couple. Their faces were too funny when we all found out it was a commercial for genital herpes! lmao There are days I really love my classes.